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abwitney Mid-shakes. I can't get enough of Sam's ridiculous face 4d

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abwitney Meanwhile Sam is all - what'd you say? A blizzard is coming? Dreams do come true! 5d

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abwitney I need this one @scottyely .. Think it helps with seasonal affective disorder?

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abwitney This is his serious, "would you throw the mother fucking stick?" face. 1w

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abwitney Whenever I see a NO DOGS sign I think of the old school snoopy movie where he was searching for his former owner, a sick little girl who was in the hospital and he kept encountering obstacles including such signs and a deep voice would sing "NO DOGS ALLOWED." Well screw them!!! 1w

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abwitney I wouldn't be surprised if we saw this neighbor on an episode of Doomsday Preppers and discovered he had a bomb shelter of a basement. Fascinating. 3w
  •   pointandwag Scary 3w
  •   montana.the.adopted.aussie Lol. My first apartment I had one of those neighbors except their van was COVERED in scripture. Just avoid eye contact! ♡ 3w
  •   abwitney @montana.the.adopted.aussie Haha that's great. The "pray" has always been there in some form but this most recent version is the best yet! 3w
  •   bbleu Oh boy... 3w

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abwitney This is how I beg... mmmm vegan chocolate chip pancakes 3w

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