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abekanan Why is this guy from Florida State wearing Spanx on his head? 3d

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abekanan Every time Notre Dame scores a touchdown, this flashes in my head. 3d

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abekanan Why does everyone with Ebola love flying so much? Seems like everyone with Ebola flys around like George Clooney in the movie "Up In The Air." 6d

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abekanan It's impossible to look cool drinking this, but it sure is delicious. 2w
  •   colton_smeagol I will never forgot the podcast where u guys were making fun of Eli Manning. Fucking GOLD! 2w
  •   123joshk What does "100% Juice" even mean? 2w

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abekanan ABE KANAN:ON HOLD Episode 15 is live. Ch ch check it out. Make sure to subscribe on iTunes. Also get it at abekanan.podomatic.com or abekananshow.com #Cooooo 2w
  •   iez69 YESSSS!!!! 2w
  •   davetribe More dude! 2w
  •   davetribe Do a legit in studio broadcast with full crew and paid advertisers...if Rogan, Maron and Carolla can do it then so can you's! 2w

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abekanan RG3 just called his girlfriend and told her to go ahead and buy those new cabinets. I don't think he has to worry about Cousins taking his job. 2w

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abekanan In 2014 if I followed around a girl and sang "The Way You Make Me Feel" like Michael Jackson did, I would get sprayed with mace. #UnCooooo 2w

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abekanan This has to be one of the greatest work out songs ever! 2w

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abekanan I'm pretty sure that I am the only person in the world right now working out at 1AM listening to the theme from Free Willy. Does this guy know how to party or what??? 2w

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abekanan No bar is cool enough to wait in line for. If I am going to wait in line, Jesse & The Rippers better be the house band. 2w
  •   ememph If they were, I'd wait in line....Foreverrrrr hmmm mmmm. 2w
  •   abekanan @ememph HAHAHAHA!!! 2w

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abekanan If there is a God, I hope he/she doesn't give a shit about football. 2w

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abekanan Ugh. Just talked to someone who referred to Chicago as "The Windy City" that's almost as bad as calling it "Chi-Town!" #UnCooooo 3w
  •   blakejustblake81 It really bothers you that much? It is kinda windy 3w
  •   dirtrawker Everyone says "Chitown" nowadays , they call Orlando "Otown" 3w
  •   corychism The absolute worst is Chi or Chi-City. 3w
  •   tag_a_log So what should we call it? "Chi-raq" doesn't quite do it for me. 2w
  •   davetribe Don't all rappers from there call it Chi-Town or Chi-City?? 2w

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abekanan Just like how I am disappointed when I see that Ritchie Valens looked nothing like Lou Diamond Phillips, I'm just as disappointed when I see that Billy Beane looks nothing like Brad Pitt. 3w

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abekanan Never had an opinion on Ryan Seacrest. I officially think he is a fuckstick after seeing his douchebag interaction with 50 Cent. First he says "Should I look tough" before taking a pic. And then puts a twang on his voice and calls 50 Cent "baby." #UnCooooo 3w
  •   locuss187 Super uncoo 3w
  •   joshaloveless Abe ... I hope your sucking up to Brent Hatley so you can get back on Howard 101 .. I miss all of the retarded shit Bass saya 3w
  •   abekanan @joshaloveless only way I would be back is if they brought back Tim Sabean. 3w
  •   joshaloveless I heard another radio guy sat "Tim was fired for cutting a promo on Scott Greenstien" ........ That guy (greenstien) is kinda an @$$hole from what I hear... 3w
  •   abekanan @joshaloveless not sure. But Tim is awesome. 3w
  •   joshaloveless I agree.... I let my sub end when u guys got cut... I still listen to Howard but from less than conventional means.... 3w
  •   tcosta11 @abekanan OMG! Seacrest is such a pillow biter! Pathetic 3w
  •   willhammondjr Hollywood fake asses...lol! 3w

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abekanan Am I the only one who takes my shirt off when I eat fast food so I don't smell like it all day? 3w
  •   evanflieskites I hate smelling like food. If it were possible I would change and shower after every meal. 3w
  •   blakejustblake81 Yes 3w
  •   thejoshodom I take my shirt off when I shit, does that count? 3w
  •   operez6878 Good idea Maybe I should because then I would look at my disgusting body and maybe I would stop eating but I doubt it 3w
  •   joesph_mark It's not a party unless you take your shirt off! Remember that line? Haha 3w

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abekanan 5 Greatest Sports Video games of all time!
1. Tecmo Super Bowl
2. NHL 94
3. Mike Tyson's Punch Out
4. RBI Baseball
5. Madden
3w

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abekanan It's pretty awesome that the two greatest hitters in Whitesox history get honored the same year. Big Hurt to hall of fame and Paul Konerko retiring. 2005 was the best year in Chicago baseball history, largely cause of Pauly. 3w
  •   ktgibblets Sobbing like a girl ( even though I am). 3w

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abekanan Why do Dave Navarro and Demi Lovato have the same haircut? What's the world coming to? 3w
  •   rylan45 Because they're both douche bags 3w
  •   laynerohnoooo I know that's right. 3w
  •   liketofry Are they the same person perhaps? 3w
  •   tag_a_log I want to fuck both of them in the mouth. 3w

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abekanan Derek Jeter is only retiring from baseball, not slaying the ladies! He plans on keeping that going indefinitely. 4w
  •   bbailey11 Dont blame him 4w
  •   mollymimieux Yeah, I'd probably let Derek do whatever the hell he wanted to me. 4w

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abekanan As a drama free individual myself, I can't believe how many people accept new drama into their life brought in by others. Stay drama free like me! You'll be much happier. Cut the fucksticks out. Life is great when the toughest decision of the day is Jimmy Johns or Chipotle. 4w

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