abekanan Me when I'm in close quarters with someone who smells like the outside. #UnCooooo 11h
  •   oglide2 Sludge was naive saying he never smelled an outside body smell ... Or he was just trying to twist your nuts and hang your idea out to dry ... 10h
  •   tag_a_log I don't understand people who say they don't know what you're talking about. In Filipino there's actually a phase for that outside smell: "amoy araw", which means "sun smell", when a person smells like they've been standing outside in the sun. 59min

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abekanan Kevin Love just fell asleep during the post game press conference. Hilarious. 1d

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abekanan It would be funny if every job required putting on a suit after work and explaining what happened. 1d

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abekanan We need to get the Misfits on the radio! Teenagers would love these songs if they were exposed to them. 2d
  •   tag_a_log That's what old people say about their old people music. :D 2d
  •   abekanan Ha! 2d
  •   dirtrawker One of my favorites !🤘🏼 2d
  •   lou_1031 The radio logic has always been that teenagers don't have money to spend. That's why chicago has 4 stations that play virtually the same 30 to 40 year old playlist. Old thinking 22h

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abekanan Available on... iTunes, Soundcloud, Google Play, Stitcher, and AbeKanan.com #Cooooo 4d
  •   payan3 Right on Abe! Thanks making the graveyard shift that much easier. 4d

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abekanan Is it just me or does John Lackey from the Cubs look exactly like the asshole teacher from Willy Wonka who gave Charlie shit for only eating two Wonka bars? 5d
  •   jstlev Cooooo 5d
  •   dan55moore Behind Pete Carroll he's the second closet 5d

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abekanan I'll be on 97.9 The Loop from 10AM-4PM. I have a bunch of Sammy Hagar tickets, and the usual nonsense. #Cooooo 7d

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abekanan This is all I could think about when the jockeys walked out of the jockeys room. #Preakness 1w

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abekanan Not too often that you see a Polaris Slingshot on the expressway! 1w

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abekanan Ferris Bueller Day in Chicago! Ferris Bueller's parents from the movie are here! 1w

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abekanan Join April Rose and I at Chicago Harley Davidson in Glenview today from 5-7PM. We are giving away a key for a chance to win a brand new Harley! #Cooooo 1w

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abekanan GET IT! 1w

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abekanan Holly Holm is here! 2w

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abekanan The people who run the bar "Commonwealth" in Roscoe Village must listen to my podcast! @commonwealthchi 2w

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abekanan The new Madden cover is pretty controversial. 2w

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abekanan HOLY SHIT! Danzig is back with the Misfits! First Guns n Roses and now this... 2w

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abekanan Sludge makes his return to the podcast! Subscribe with iTunes. 3w

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abekanan One of my all time favorites, John O'Hurley aka J. Peterman! 3w

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abekanan Baseball managers need to stop wearing baseball uniforms. They aren't designed for Grinch bodies. 3w

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abekanan If this bee told me to give it my lunch money, I would listen. 3w

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