abekanan This was pretty Cooooo last night! 1d

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abekanan Oh snap! Winning 7 games in a row = Sox are only 2 1/2 games out of second wild card spot! #Cooooo 4d

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abekanan Just posted a new episode of the podcast with Ryan Manno​ Sam Kanan, and Dan Levy​. If you dig, share with a friend! Get on iTunes, AbeKanan.com and the other usual podcast places. Cooooo!

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp
2. The molester bedroom
3. Abe on UFC embedded
4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity
6. Sex tapes aren't a big deal anymore
7. Babies are like rubber balls
8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits
9. People who take a beer when they have a full one
10. Tip jar at convenience store
5d

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abekanan Kevin Farley here to promote the new "I am Chris Farley" documentary. 6d

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abekanan No one fuck with me! 1w

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abekanan "When I die, I want you to sprinkle my ashes over the 1980's!" - David Lee Roth 1w
  •   iez69 U going to the ufc fight tonight? 1w
  •   abekanan @iez69 you know it! 1w
  •   iez69 Cooo! I hope u get to run into some more celebs so u can share it with us on your next podcast! Always listen every week on my drive to work on Thursday and Friday when there's no howard. Thanks for making my commutes fun. 1w
  •   abekanan @iez69 appreciate you listening. 1w

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abekanan This guy looks awesome! 1w
  •   mando51 He looks like he rolled up to do two things kick some ass and drink some beer looks like the beers gone 1w
  •   abekanan @mando51 Ha!!! 1w
  •   thejoshodom He's eye fucking you. 1w

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abekanan Best shirt at the Van Halen show! Apparently there's at least one Van Hagar fan here! 1w
  •   dirtrawker Fifty fiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeee! 1w
  •   jason_rainey I liked Roth better solo and Van Hagar was the perfect rock band for the era. 1w

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abekanan That Hulk Hogan sex tape is like herpes. Keeps coming back to burn him BROTHER! 1w
  •   fishermedia Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 1w
  •   gcahal Is it the same one from a few years back where he banged BTLS wife and everyone swore they didn't know it was being taped 1w

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abekanan Joey Diaz was hilarious today! Check him out tomorrow night at the Zanies in Rosemont! 1w

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abekanan We've finally found something that will bring everyone (races,religions,classes) on Earth together... An Alien attack! I can't wait! 1w

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abekanan It's impossible for me to see this and not say... "That's Brisk baby!" 2w

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abekanan Miesha Tate! #Cooooo 2w

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abekanan Ernie Hudson! 2w

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abekanan Just posted a new episode of the podcast with Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass. If you like, share with a friend! #Cooooo

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer
2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles
3. Getting eaten by a shark
4. Pathetic trip to the beach
5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water
6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family
7. People who fight
8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood
9. Bass' story about getting jumped
10. Donald Trump Presidential supporters
2w

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abekanan Just heard another story about a dude on steroids hitting a woman. Turns out they don't just shrink your balls, they also shrink your brain. #Dummies 2w

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abekanan April Rose! #Cooooo 2w

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abekanan Colin Jost from SNL! He is the weekend update anchor! #Cooooo 2w

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abekanan Kristy Swanson aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer is here! #Cooooo 3w
  •   iez69 Wow she looks alot older. She was always super hot. 2w
  •   tag_a_log I think you meant Kristy Swanson's mother. 2w

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abekanan Just recorded a new episode of the podcast! Another fun one! I am joined by Sam Kanan, Dan Levy, and Brian J. Haddad. If you like, share with a Cooooo friend!
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss... 1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live
2. Vegas
3 UFC fight
4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio
5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird
6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat
7. Game of Thrones "Shame Walk" to 300 level
8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch
9. Being blind or having one eye, which is better?
10. Bass talks to his son with a twink voice
11. Girl at car wash couldn't say "Armor All"
12. Thug nerd liked Abe's truck
13. Oil change hard sell guys
14. Guys in their forties who love high school
15. Weird coaches who ask kids if they're getting laid.
Get on iTunes, AbeKanan.com, Soundcloud.com/AbeKanan, stitcher, and tunein. #Cooooo
3w
  •   iez69 Sludge! Cooo 3w

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