abbsies Goodnight, moon- BLAT BLAT GAT GAT GAT 15h

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abbsies #Jenga boy. 2d

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2d abbsies
Video Abbey Jordan
abbsies 11 sex(andthecity)onds. Shout out to @lorgancorcan 2d

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abbsies Caught myself riding the bus like I was driving the bus. HAD 2 SHARE B/C LOLZ! 3d

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3d abbsies
Video Abbey Jordan
abbsies Advertising. 3d

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abbsies smart people know better. 3d

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4d abbsies
Normal Abbey Jordan
abbsies Butter Nails: your face looks great. 4d

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4d abbsies
Normal Abbey Jordan
abbsies I'm in the audience. Smells like comedy! 4d

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abbsies Author of "laid back and LUVIN* IT!"
[back of book]*: see how laid back I am? It's actually "loving".
5d

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abbsies Visiting mom at work. 5d

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abbsies I can ONLY hope that's CGI! I mean, if I wanted to look at me, I'd buy a MIRROR.
Also juice is sugar. Sugar = fat.
5d

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abbsies It's the most WONDERFUL time of the year! 5d

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1w abbsies
Sierra Abbey Jordan
abbsies Party boy turned potty boy. 1w

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abbsies Hey, a picture of my kids! I left them with some friends while I search myself in other places (A good mom makes sure she can visit). I just put a few in new pots. They grow so fast! 1w

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abbsies Sorry, kids... Christmas melted. :/ 1w

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abbsies Zzz. 1w

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abbsies Yippeekiyay in the name of the mutha, tha fatha, the GAT GAT GAT RATATATATAT. 1w

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abbsies "Two Mercedes keys on my belt at the Metro. My wallet is big, just like ma dick. Lick lick lick.
Gonna tap dat ass wit my__Tap card. I'm hard___and I like those Metro rats on they knees, playin with my keys.lick lick gizz"- this guy, probably.
1w

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abbsies Big ups to my Pops @rick97214 for giving me this weather appropriate jacket instead of his GF, Mary. 2w

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abbsies LA, baby. 2w

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