a1notthesauce "Somebody get this Gumby b*tch off of me. I just wanna sleep...AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN FANCY FEAST?!?" 5d

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a1notthesauce "Okay...if you knew how mean she really is, you'd know that...I'm not allowed to wear white and gold dresses, right? Yeah. Two years ago, she told me white and gold dresses were HER thing..." 6d

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a1notthesauce "Naw... It's a...skin...condition...
1w

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a1notthesauce "My name is Ruby. My hobbies include chewing, stretching and bussin' it open. I hope to find a mate here on eharmony that doesn't mind me biting him should he try getting too fresh...because I'm a classy broad. " 4w

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a1notthesauce Resting Slow Face...😐😕😮 4w

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a1notthesauce Just...gimme a sec. 2mon

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a1notthesauce (Kanye Shrug) 2mon

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a1notthesauce Brilliant. 2mon

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a1notthesauce Oh my God. 2mon

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