_paige_green_ Back home with The King. Much sad. Very tan lines. #dma 3d

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_paige_green_ Moments before he came in for the kill and covered my face in slobber. #doge 3w

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_paige_green_ I'm not watching Designing Women, I swear. #thuglyfe 3w

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_paige_green_ dat me lol
(also dat tori lol)
4w

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_paige_green_ We are outside and we hate it. 1mon

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_paige_green_ I like the little dance Boyd has at the start of this. #monentour #postconcertdepression 1mon

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_paige_green_ This is compensation for missing Emily earlier. #momentour 1mon

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_paige_green_ My babes minus Emily. #monumentour 1mon

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_paige_green_ no. absolutely not. that's not part of their set. nope. 1mon

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_paige_green_ 13/100 #100happydays
Obviously the best record I own. I feel an overwhelming desire to learn accordion now. #polkaallday #polkaallnight
1mon
  •   alyssasimpson I actually love this song. My grandpa always used to play it on his concertina. 1mon
  •   _paige_green_ @alyssasimpson Oh my gosh really? That's so fucking awesome! I found the record in my grandma's attic, and apparently it used to be a hit when everyone came over for holidays. 1mon

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_paige_green_ This is exactly what it looks like. A dress composed of four huge flannels tied onto me. Hit me up at #monumentour tomorrow. I'll be wearing this. #garbageroyalty 1mon

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_paige_green_ 12/100 #100happydays I am wearing my docs to #monumentour and nothing can stop me. (PS earlier I purposely spelled "monumentour" "momentour" as a dig at Tori who I love very much and apparently didn't see said post) 1mon
  •   teahep Ps you suck 1mon
  •   _paige_green_ @torihepler I'm sorry and I love you so much it was really funny at first and then you didn't see the post and now I feel really awkward and ew but also did I mention how lovely you are? 1mon
  •   teahep No. 1mon
  •   _paige_green_ @torihepler bae please. I'm shovellin' dirt back into that dig right now. Remember how happy we were during #facescarflegtent 1mon

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_paige_green_ Too lazy to make a new photo set and paragraph to celebrate your birth, so here's this one again. Seriously though, Happy birthday, I love you big mama S & I can't wait to see you Friday at #MOMENTOUR. #happybirthdaysophia #youreprettyalright #iguess 1mon

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_paige_green_ 10/100 #100happydays
So fucking excited for #monumentour! May have to sell many of my appendages for merch money.
1mon

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_paige_green_ 9/100 #100happydays Bless this man. #hoppus 1mon

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_paige_green_ What do you mean "that's not what business casual is"?! @decainc #decasweatsarelife #summerofdeca 1mon

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_paige_green_ You can stop at 5 or 6 stores #orjustone 1mon

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