_bertron_ >Trump wins the Election
>comes out to give the winning speech
>walks out on stage
>room is very quiet
>each footstep is echoed from his $3000 shoes
>finally gets to the mic
>bored look on his face, no emotion whatsoever
>everyone a little confused
>he starts adjusting the mic >someone coughs in the audience >mic is almost touching his lips now
>he puts both hands on the panel >looking down >a smirk slowly but surely appears on his face
>he looks at the American people
>"Obama, you're fired."
>fireworks go everywhere
>crowd goes fucking ballistic >liberals start blowing their heads off left and right
>tears end the drought in California
>Mexicans start running back to Mexico
>Hillary has a Stroke >First lady comes out and causes the most erections in US history at once
>2016 begins
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_bertron_ Hero of the day: British comedian Simon Brodkin makes it rain on scumbag supreme Sepp Blatter before a press conference #FIFA 2w

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  •   aingey21 I dont know and i dont careee!!!!!!! 2w

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_bertron_ 4 SALE: El Chapo All Star Game edition shirt, 10k OBO ️ 3w

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_bertron_ authenticity is key #coachella2016 3w

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_bertron_ Monday morning got you all in your feelings πŸ”„ @browncardigan 3w

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_bertron_ Lure her to the bedroom with Pinot grig, desserts, and Papa Roach CDs 3w

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_bertron_ IF ANYONE SEES MY SON TELL HIM TO COME HOME 3w

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_bertron_ This movie looks sick 1mon

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_bertron_ This is some Island of the Blue Dolphins shit. This place is unreal. 1mon
  •   simhapinto Can you believe that was the bedroom view of the house that was once there? 1mon
  •   _bertron_ @thecoloredbars we did bixby up to Monterey and stopped at point lobos but that sounds awesome I'll put that on the bucket list. I need a beater Subaru for trips like that. 1mon
  •   _bertron_ @simhapinto yeah traveling by mining cart lucky bastards 1mon
  •   returnofthe_mack Keep heading north on the hwy 1, the beauty is unreal! 1mon
  •   second_hand_stoke Nice one 1mon
  •   nick_fallone U inspired me haha 5d
  •   _bertron_ @nick_fallone haha it's definitely worth the trip right? Place is heaven. 5d
  •   nick_fallone So rad dude. Ive been wanting to cruise this way to the bay for so long now. 5d

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_bertron_ @whistlepigwhiskey and smoked tri-tip. I could do this shit every night. #bigsur #gout #freedom #meatsweats #tednugent 1mon

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_bertron_ BIG SUR 1mon

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_bertron_ Pismo 1mon

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_bertron_ Dodgers shit the bed again but it was a good game. Love this park. 2mon

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_bertron_ A gripping tale of lust and deceit 2mon

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_bertron_ She seems fun 2mon

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_bertron_ This shit has gone too far 3mon

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