Normal Jessi Mae
jexxistar #spider #web #tunnel front view, you can see it inside the funnel too eww I'm so grossed out 3y
  •   hcbigred Ew. Just...ew. 3y
  •   hcbigred Ima burn it 3y
  •   jexxistar @hcbigred I plan on knocking all the webs out on Thursday while you're there for moral support, I'm gonna need it 3y
  •   crisscolombo2 @jexxistar "get a hammer, I'll kill it". Lol. 3y
  •   hcbigred @jexxistar Srsly i got ur back 3y
  •   jexxistar @cplus4 HAHAH ill be sure to keep a hammer handy incase things get out of hand...which with my luck they almost always do lol...I'm gonna knock the webs down with a swiffer (my Fave bug killing device) and spray them till they're saturated lol then beat them into smitherines with a hammer! 3y
  •   jexxistar @hcbigred the plan is written above...its fool proof lol 3y
  •   hcbigred Of course we'll do it! I promise (to try) not to puss out... 3y

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Rise Jessi Mae
  •   jexxistar have to be light tho incase whatever I'm trying to smash tries to jump...the hammer must be large enough to smash a spriket no matter how far it jumps lol so it'd have to have a circumference of like 6' 3y
  •   crisscolombo2 @jexxistar Let's do it. Take it to the Shark Tank. Millions will buy it!! 3y
  •   jexxistar @cplus4 It's true! On the instagram hashtag #ihatespiders alone there's like almost 800 pics! Everyone could use a spider killer...with a suction function...put it over a shrub and it sucks out the webs and spiders, leaving the shrub intact...and the suction goes through a grinder mechanism to obliterate anything that may try to come back out...of course the suction goes directly into a bag that you can tie off without having to touch or see what's inside. Oh man that'd be grand! 3y
  •   crisscolombo2 @jexxistar I want one!!! 3y
  •   crisscolombo2 @jexxistar Forgot to mention that I stopped at a garage sale today & spied a nice big piece of burlap but when I opened it up there was a giant wolf spider in it. NO THANKS. 3y
  •   jexxistar @cplus4 OH GOD NO!! They're so ugly! They attack too...ugh I hate them with their creepy babies hanging off their creepy fur ughhhh 3y
  •   crisscolombo2 @jexxistar Right? Hauling their demon spawn with them everywhere they go. I love when I take out the whole damned family. 3y
  •   jexxistar @cplus4 HAHAH I'm dying!! So true It's like a big crunch with 15 little echoes, what a satisfying sound! 3y

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jexxistar #slug hey I lost my keys could you open the door for me 3y

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Earlybird Jessi Mae

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X-Pro II Jessi Mae

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Lo-fi Jessi Mae
jexxistar #wtf I don't know what these things are growing on my tree 3y

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Hefe Jessi Mae
jexxistar #spider #wolfspider The polkadotted looking stuff in the middle is actually the butt of a huge wolf spider *shudder* 3y

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Normal Jessi Mae
jexxistar #blurry #spider #nofilter Coulda been a great shot had he not jumped and scared me lol 3y

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X-Pro II Jessi Mae
jexxistar #rubber #tree #bloom My Brazilian Rubber Tree will have its first bloom of the year soon! 3y

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Lo-fi Jessi Mae

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jexxistar #cat Pookie's Nemesis 3y

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jexxistar Last year 2 bloomed, this year a shit ton! Yay! 3y

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